Too short for me…
In the Spring fair, a 4 year old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said:
“If you don’t want to get lost, you should have gripped your mother’s dress”.
The boy cried sniffingly:
“But my mother’s skirt was too short for me to grip.”

In the Spring fair, a 4 year old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said:
“If you don’t want to get lost, you should have gripped your mother’s dress”.
The boy cried sniffingly:
“But my mother’s skirt was too short for me to grip.”
