The River Isn't Deep

[xuongrongdat]

The River Isn't Deep

A stranger on horse back came to a river with which he was unfamiliar. The traveller asked a youngster if it was deep.

"No", replied the boy, and the rider started to cross, but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives.

When the traveller reached the other side he turned and shouted : "I thought you said it wasn't deep ?"

"It isn't", was the boy's reply : "it only takes grandfather's ducks up to their middles !"

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: The River Isn't Deep

hehehe nice thought

 

[huyenphan]

Ðề: The River Isn't Deep

Blond joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

 

[Pear59]

Ðề: The River Isn't Deep

Oooops I have a topic of blondes at this link:

http://danketoan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86793