MISUNDERSTANDING

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MISUNDERSTANDING
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The young wife moved by her football player husband, said:
-Last night you held my head in your hands and fondled me. I didn't know that you were so much in love with me that you think of me even while you sleep.
The player was surprised.
- Oh, was that your head? I was dreaming and was surprised that my ball had suddenly grown such long hair.

 

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Ðề: MISUNDERSTANDING

handwriting

“Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?”
“Yes.”
“Is it not your handwriting?”
“Nope”
“You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble yours in a single particular?”
“Yes”
“How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer.
“I can’t write,” smiled the man.